Temple Golf Club, Maidenhead, Berkshire. Charity Golf Match for the Playing Fields Association.

SV. Bob Hope walking on to tee. (first 7 feet for super title). SV. Bing Crosby walking on to tee shaking hands with policeman. LV. Crowd around tee. CU. Crosby and Hope. Crosby: "Are you in form for today?" Hope: "Oh, I'm in fine shape - I've had my second cup of tea, with a cup of adrenaline and I'm ready". Bing: "You know I think you'd better get along home - you're beginning to look like your passport picture." Hope: "Isn't that something - I look like Bela Lugosi with Peter Lorre's head, don't I. You should see my passport picture. You know most passport pictures you look as if you're looking through a porthole. Mine looks like I'm sick and can't get the porthole open. I say we ought to get our competitors in here, don't you think?" Bing: "Here's Ted Ray". SV. Crowd. SV. Bing: Give him a hand folks, he's going to Korea to entertain tomorrow." Hope: "And here is Mr. Donald Peers. This is Crosby with tea right here. What's this a shady nook". Peers: "That's right". Ray: "Do you think we're going to beat these boys, Donald?" Peers: "I think so" Ray: "I think you are, I'm not". SV. Crowd. CU. Ray, pan to Hope. Hope: "Isn't it lovely being here in California. I just love it - look at that sky. This is the only place in the world where you can get four seasons in one day. We'd better hurry it'll be snowing before the third hole you know." GV. Gallery around tee. CU. Club and ball, pan up to Donald Peers, driving off. SCU. Ted Ray holding up his hands to crowd. SV. Bing followed by policemen crawling through crowd. LV. Ted Ray driving off. SV. Bing driving off. SV. Bob Hope, sighting hole, with hand up to forehead. SCU. Two girls in crowd. SV. Crosby with box over head, pan to Hope, who had just driven off. GV. Gallery around tee. LV. Hope driving off. GV. Gallery walking forward. SV. Peers and Bing walking towards green. GV. Gallery around green. SV. Ted Ray driving. SV. Bing laying on green. SV. Bob Hope about to drive. CU. Club, pan up to Bob Hope, who drives. LV. Hope walks forward followed by crowd, after driving. GV. Gallery. SV. Hope walking towards his ball. CU. Woman looking. SV. Hope putting, pan with ball. SV. Peers putting, pan with ball. SV. Crowd. LV. Peers and Hope shaking hands.

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