A football playing, beer drinking horse from Basildon in Essex.
Full title reads: "Horse Footballer. Plays Any Position, What Offers?".
GV "King" the palomino horse playing football with Bill Foyle. LV "King" in goal. SV Ditto. SV Mr Foyle comes towards camera and kicks the ball at goal. SV As "King" jumps, tries to catch the ball in his mouth but succeeds in knocking it away. LV Mr Foyle kicks at goal again. SV "King" standing with his back to camera kicks the ball away with his hind legs. CU Group of boys watching. SV As "King" walks to Mr Foyle and whispers in his ear. CU Ditto.
LV Mr Foyle and "King" walking into the local Pub, the Laindon Hotel. LV Pan as "King" walks up to the counter. SV As the barmaid holds up a pint for "King" to drink out of. CU "King" and Mr Foyle drinking. CU Ditto. CU Pan "King" and Mr Foyle standing cross-legged after their beer.